Vivaldi, meet Heavy Metal; Heavy Metal, meet Vivaldi

If you're anything like me and enjoy genres like hard rock and classical music, but have no musical talent of your own, I bet you've wondered what a heavy metal rendition of certain classical pieces would sound like.

Yes, there's Vanessa Mae's techno take on a lot of good songs, and it doesn't hurt that she's pretty hot, but she's normally accompanied by an orchestra or a DJ that takes care of things like rhythm and background harmonies. In the following jaw-dropping video, however, we have Tina S, a 14-year-old one-person heavy metal orchestra who really knows how to shred...

If your child is just learning how to play Mary had a little lamb, you might want to quit now.