God Cites 'Moving in Mysterious Ways' as Motive for Killing of 3,000 Papua New Guineans

God has got to have the best get-out-of-jail-free card ever!

Problem of evil? Complete lack of evidence for his existence? Unintelligent design? Devastating natural disasters? Scriptural contradictions? Existential injustice? Exponentially diminishing explanatory power? Fossil records? No problem... The Onion reports there's an easy way to poison the well and 'solve' all of these problems: God works in mysterious ways :)

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