Vote Frankenstein for President!

Jesus is wrong for America, Kant's approach is too idealistic, Nietzsche's rejection of objective morality seems too hard to swallow, and the promise of Kierkegaard was overshadow by the suaveness of Dracula, who won't cut it either. When electing our next president, we need a candidate who embodies green principles and ideals, and what could be better than a really green candidate?

This election season, vote Frankenstein: he won't suck your blood!

He's alive, alive!

Don't forget to check out how Marilyn Manson can help you celebrate the spirit of Halloween.
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