Do You Know How Slow You Are?

If you've been working in an office for a while, getting fat off the corporate hog, chances are you've let yourself go. Sure, the paycheck may be nice, but at this point it looks more like you're just desperately compensating for the lack of energy and good looks you once had... yes, that time of your life when you could get chicks without having to flaunt your sports car or your power suit.

At the end of the day, there's a pretty good chance you're watching sports and yelling at the athletes on the TV screen, telling them how to do their jobs. Yes, apparently you've also become a sports analyst. But what if you were to compete against an Olympic athlete? Here is what you would look like:

At least you'd make the rest of us laugh :)
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