Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage

Those sneaky queers... they'll do anything to get married, even if that includes undergoing sex-reassignment surgery in order to become members of the opposite sex...

Fortunately, social conservatives cannot be fooled. As we speak, a national transsexual recognition committee is being organized to single out said individuals.

Good luck, gay supporters... This committe cannot be fooled: it is made up of conservative figures who are experts in the arts of cross-dressing: Ann Coulter, Rudy Giulliani, the Pope and his guards.



Listen to Roy Zimmerman's hilarious song: Defenders of Marriage.
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