In an unexpected development which is sure to shock their followers, renowned atheists Daniel Dennett (philosopher), Richard Dawkins (evolutionary biologist), Christopher Hitchens (social commentator) and Sam Harris (author), collectively known as The Four Horsemen due to their systematic attacks on religion and religious belief, will meet later today to officially and publicly announce their recent conversion to Christianity and Mr. Hitchens' conversion into Islam. Citing the previous errors of their ways, The Four Horsemen are expected to make a public plea for forgiveness and absolution later this afternoon.I will keep you posted and will include the video footage of this announcement once it becomes available.
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Video of their announcement is already publicly available on youtube under the title of "The Four Horsemen".
ReplyDeleteAs for their pleas for forgiveness and absolution, I would point you to the first and the third question of when "An objection has ever taken you aback".
All praise and Glory to God. In the dialectic subtlety of their argument, to the spirit of ironical virtues, in the Afternoon of April 1st. Amen.
Thanks Timmothy. By the way, I failed to mention that their conversion was only possible thanks to the brilliant arguments of Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron :)
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