There was a time when being a skank did not seem to require any discipline or dedication (or maybe they were so good they made it seem effortless?), but the past few years have shown a dramatic increase in the competitive arms-race struggle for true skankiness, leaving one to wonder whether future skanks will simply fail in their efforts to fill the knee-high boots set by their predecessors...
And if you think not getting your daughter a Barbie doll (with her unrealistically hot body measurements) will help her avoid future body-image crises, think again: you've probably already caused irreversible damage... I hope you're proud of yourself!
Sadly, I succumbed to the big-head pressure... but now I'm totally sexy! :)
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