Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Kidneys

There must be a god out there listening to our prayers. It seems a true philanthropist, a modern day hero, has anonymously donated 200 urgently needed kidneys. The children are going to be ecstatic... well, maybe not the ones making the donation...



We can only hope others follow in his footsteps... :)

Update: I have received some feedback about this entry both through email and in the comments below, and I get the sense that most people are missing the joke.

Ironically, the joke has nothing to do with "donations." It has to do with a loose serial killer whose crimes are being misinterpreted as charitable donations: hence the "This is only the beginning" poster. Get it?
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7 comments:

  1. Okay...I think this is great for all those in need of kidneys, but my question is where did they all come from?? And if their legit than why in the plastic bag just thrown at the door??? Im confused..

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  2. As a RN I think this is a joke and a hoax! First of all organ donation has a massive screening process and is difficult under the BEST controlled conditions in a hospital when organ(s) are harvested. Organs aren't just 'dropped off' in a garbage bag unrefrigerated at a door! You'd have no way of knowing the donor's medical/health condition, blood type, HIV and/or hepatitis status, etc.
    I DOUBT this IS REAL at best!
    It's JOKE man!

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  3. Get real! To what I understand kidneys cannot stay fresh outside the body for a long time, unless there refrigerated. Another thing! Why didnt this make world news if its so real? Why didnt this make top headlines! I think this is a a stupid joke! Probably the "DOCTOR" is as fake as the kidneys.

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  4. Relax. Look at the top of the video, ONN. Onion news network. It was an obvious joke to begin with, but that seals the deal, they're a parody & fake news network. Go look up their website...

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  5. thats some funny sht i wonder who thought that up? its my kinda humor and points out how stupid everyone is. "OMG 200 kidneys, what a nice person, OH! and more?!" duh 200 kidneys means 100+ DB's

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  6. Did you see the male doctor?
    he said they were in need of brains. BRAINS, PEOPLE. you cannot transplant brains.

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  7. If they could transplant brains, always make sure you're the donor, not the recipient :)

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