Want to quit smoking?

If you have found yourself unable to quit your disgusting and unhealthy addiction -and let's admit it, it is disgusting... what, with the yellow teeth, the smelly hair and clothes, not to mention that stale breath, the dehydrated look in your eyes, etc. - and let's admit too how unhealthy it is, with the increased risk for cancer, the slow but oh so constant blackening of your lungs, and your inability to exert yourself physically -- how smokers endure the physical requirements of sex is beyond me.....

I do have to admit that smoking gives you a certain air of coolness about you, though... and a twizzler in your hand just doesn't cut it...

But I digress. If you want to quit smoking overnight, then this latest scientific anecdote, loosely interpreted, recommends that you simply run full speed -if you can maintain your endurance long enough to catch some speed- right into a wall, thereby causing yourself some brain damage. Sounds like a no-brainer to me...