The awesomest sentence I read today

This next sentence was written by Dahlia Lithwick in this Slate article entitled Fa-la-la-la-lawsuit: Get sued at the office holiday party!:

"Finding yourself a little short on cash this month? Your best bet may well be to wear something slutty and get fondled by someone from tech support."

The article is hilarious, and a nice reminder of how our lawsuit-obsessed culture goes neck deep into the realm of the absolutely preposterous.