God's Message to Pat Robertson

I've never been able to figure out whether Pat Robertson believes the crazy things that come out of his mouth, or if he's purely a manipulative sociopath trying to advance his political and economic agenda by any means necessary.

Well, apparently, God speaks directly to him now, telling him the outcome of the next presidential election. One has to wonder why God didn't start this line of communication earlier... say, when Pat Robertson was running for president himself. Maybe God is a bit of a jerk...

In any case, Stephen Colbert wants to emulate his role model, but discovers in the process the logical futility of petitionary prayer... rAmen :)

And the lady thought it's a better idea that Robertson does not divulge the information God allegedly shared with him? How does that make any sense at all???
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