Sarah Palin: Being President Would Diminish My Power

I don't know too much about what Sarah Palin was like before she became known outside of Alaska, but I do know that she's become one of the biggest attention whores of our time, all while curiously decrying how the 'lame-stream media' is always trying to silence her. This, by the way, is the very same media that follows her around constantly, tries to interview her every time a fly drops, and pays her obscene amounts of cash so that she can spew her incoherent nonsense all over the American airwaves.

So, it should come as no surprise that as soon as Republicans start wondering about possible new candidates (because they realize the current ones all suck), Sarah Palin needs to bring the spotlight back to herself, in literally less than a minute! But that's not enough: her twisted self-victimization mentality actually has her convinced that being President of the United Freaking States would just be another way that others would use to shut her up. Poor baby...

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Holy shit! She's out there trying to get people to THINK??????

And she thinks she is a maverick and a rogue. I wonder what she thinks those words mean...