It's been almost 10 years since Osama Bin Douchebag masterminded the worst terrorist attack ever to take place on American soil.
Last week, it seems, he was hunted down and killed. The body was secured by US forces, and subsequent DNA tests have confirmed his identity. Here is President Obama addressing the nation in an official declaration that we finally got the bastard:
I would have preferred he be brought to justice and made pay for his crimes, but I'll settle for a world in which he no longer exists...