Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding

Though the longitudinal study on whether multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys is not yet complete, The Onion reports that the economic crisis is forcing politicians to cut funding in other areas of curiosity-based research, such as CERN's Large Monkey Collider.

At least the scientists did manage to discover cheesium before the funding was cut :)
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