God Drops Steve Johnson's Ball

You may have noticed in the past that narcissistic and narrow-minded celebrities and athletes tend to attribute their victories to God. Of course, they don't seem to notice that while they're hogging all of God's short attention span, millions of people all over the world are suffering and dying from lack of divine intervention. That's okay, though... celebrities and their petty needs are more important.

Anyway, when Steve Johnson failed to catch a game-winning touchdown pass during overtime last week, he knew just who to blame :)
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