Don't you just hate it when a once fun-loving friend either becomes a Born-Again-Christian or joins Alcoholic Anonymous, and then starts constantly moralizing and preaching his newly discovered sense of black and white righteous indignation?
Man, it's like you can't be a bigger party pooper than a former drunk. And The Onion pundits argue that when sobriety turns you into a sanctimonious jerk, it's time to get on the sauce again :)
Cheers! And bottoms up! :)