Conventional wisdom tells us that the three little pigs managed to escape from the big bad wolf by finding refuge in increasingly stronger buildings. But what if instead of the wolf, they had to escape from Wile E. Coyote?
We all know he loved to use Acme technology to chase the Roadrunner, so it stands to reason that if he wanted to have some pork for dinner, he'd probably resort to the technology offered by his favorite corporation, and in this case, what he'd need is a vortex canon. Let's see how he might fare:
BBQ pulled pork, anyone? :)