BP's Corporate Doublespeak

You might be distressed by all the oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico, but that's only the beginning: The Onion is reporting that A Massive Flow of Bullshit Continues to Gush from BP Headquarters :)

Here is a hilarious tongue-in-cheek example:

And Stephen Colbert has some advice for President Obama on how to deal with this situation:

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And if you want the masterpiece on doublespeak, watch Nineteen eighty-four.
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