To All of You Aspiring News Reporters

If you were a member of your high school newspaper staff, and were infected by the journalistic bug, you might now be considering going to journalism school. Of course, that will mean taking out massive loans and being in debt for the rest of your natural life, and that's if you get lucky and actually find a job...

So why don't you save yourself all that trouble and just learn how to report the news in a few short and hilarious minutes? Given how real professionals do it, it's not like we're going to notice anyway :)

Always eager to push journalistic professionalism to new heights, it seems The Onion has already taken this advice to heart :)

And yes, in case you've been wondering, I've been quite busy lately... sorry :)
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