VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes Causing Major Slut Spill

There are all kinds of reasons to be concerned for the environment. Global warming is a serious enough problem, but more local events can also cause their fair share of havoc, and The Onion reports on the latest environmental catastrophe: a slut spill following a bus crash in California.

You might think this is no big deal, but slut spills are particularly damaging because they naturally bond to other pernicious chemicals, like beer, cheap perfume, tequila and various bodily fluids that have a funny way of making their way to the local water supply, the soil, carpets, mattresses and the back seat of your car :)

And if you're wondering why skanks are getting skankier, this is why :)
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