Man Had Sex with Wife Thousands of Times Before Killing Her

Let this be a warning to all the ladies out there, especially those considering tying the knot one day. Not only might your future husband one day brutally murder you... he will first make you his sex slave (complete with strange rituals involving dead plants and fire), parade you around in front of all his friends, teasing you with the false and cruel hope of freedom, demand that you cook him daily meals, and even impregnate you with his evil spawn...

Good thing the media never hypes anything out of proportion or out of context :)
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