Watch Out! She's Ovulating!

Mother Nature is a tricky bitch... When you're enthralled in the heat of passion, when you can think of nothing more than devouring your sexual partner or inhaling his breath, that's ultimately Mother Nature trying to use you to produce the next generation of little bastards who will one day replace you, and it all starts way before you're feeling horny...


Of course, things get worse from there, as you then have to poop out the equivalent of a watermelon nine months later...


But then the little bundle of joy makes it all worth it in the end... :)


Don't say I didn't warn you :)
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