Zombie Reagan Raised from Grave to Lead GOP

Bleeding-heart liberals and Obama-lovers... your days in power are over!

We've all known that, for a good while now, there has been no true and uniting spokesperson for the Republican party. Lately, all we've seen is a parade of buffoons, one more ridiculous than the next. But the search has finally ended: the GOP has raised the Zombie of Ronald Reagan from its grave, and the undead beast is hungry for brains... although I guess that's true for most of the recent GOP candidates :)

Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin is already working on her counter-strategy :)


Be honest now, if you were a zombie, wouldn't you hit that? :)
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