DEA Recruits Lil Wayne to Use Up All Drugs in Mexico

I think we can probably all agree that the so-called War on Drugs has been a huge failure. Virtually all the money we've thrown at the problem has been wasted, or it's being used to house non-violent offenders with prison sentences often tougher than those for violent criminals (and let's not even get started with white collar criminals).

Fortunately, The Onion reports that the DEA has realized its previous tactics have been a huge failure, and have consequently revamped their entire strategy :)


Don't worry, should anything happen to Lil Wayne, the DEA has a fool-proof backup plan: deploy Amy Winehouse :)
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