How Google Can Protect Your Privacy

If you are concerned about the Big Brother State, and don't want to resort to hang out in Dick Cheney's man-sized closet or his Google-Earth-protected pixelated dungeons, but still want to preserve your privacy, Google is here to help.

Following their 'Do No Evil' motto, The Onion reports that Google now offers the option of opting out and completely protecting your privacy: no more read emails, no more spam, no more embarassing google-street view photographs, no more google maps zooming capability into your home. It's easy, all you have to do is move to their remote village :)

Hi Google! I know you're there...
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