Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and with the economic crisis still not over, the Association of Girlfriends of America have strategically placed boyfriends afraid of commitment in check mate: nothing makes more financial sense than to half one's rent and utility bills than by splitting them... by moving in with your significant other.

This should also decrease the electric bill, formerly monopolized by video game consoles and porn watching.

This is all a ploy to separate us from our X-Boxes, isn't it?
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