The Onion reports that palenteologists working in Argentina have recently discovered the fossil remains of a previously unknown dinosaur, Pervatasaurus, and have reconstructed a model of its behavior and psychological profile.Apparently, it really liked to rub its genitals.
This revolutionary finding may provide a partial explanation for some previously incomprehensible human behavior :)
And thanks to Stephen Colbert, now we know why Jesus walked on water: he was hiding marine dinosaur fossils at the bottom of the ocean to test our faith.
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Didn't Jesus say something about 'let the children come to me'? Oh boy...
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