FDA Approves Depressant Drug for the Annoyingly Cheerful

If, like me, you are one of those people who think the glass is generally half full, and that things will work themselves out pretty much on their own, or if you provide constant encouragement to people who might honestly be better off giving suicide a try, life does not have to be this way, and The Onion reports that scientists are finally here to help!



Cool beans! Oh crap... I just can't help myself...
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