Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters in Crucial Swing State

The stakes in this election could hardly be greater, and hopefully every single vote will count. Of course, though, if some lunatic whack job were to go on a killing spree, The Onion knows exactly what kind of media coverage the news would receive, how the idiotic pundits would twist everything into 'in-depth' political analysis full of bar graphs and everything, and even what the candidates might do to ensure a few more votes... :)

Protect the Second Amendment, it won't protect you! :)
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