Bush Pardons Scooter Libby in Giant Turkey Costume

In an unsurprising act of avian solidarity, and after previously having commuted his original sentence for perjury and obstruction of justice in the investigation of the leaked identity of CIA officer Valerie Plame, lame-duck president George W. Bush has issued the traditional presidential thanksgiving turkey pardon to former Vice-Presidential Chief of Staff, Scooter Libby, who was dressed in a giant turkey costume.

I know what you're thinking... "if only Bush could decree preemptive pardons for Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Alberto Gonzales..." :)
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