I'll Pull Out

Withdrawing is a delicate skill that any dude must master. You don't want to do it so early that you end up having to play with yourself forever, but if you wait too long, devastating consequences and permanent responsibilities may follow. Of course, there's also always that chance that you are caught by surprise and then it's too late...

If you are a lady, you should be weary of any dude that tells you he'll just pull out. You never know whether he's going to be a premature ejaculator (Sarah Palin's daughter's case comes to mind... oops!), or just a jerk that will say anything to get in your pants.

The hilarious Roy Zimmerman has his own way of describing this kind of 'romantic' scenario between Bush and Iraq.





But I promise!
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