Children's Books You'll Never See

And here are a few more:

• You Were an Accident
• You Are Different and That's Bad
• The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
• Dad's New Wife Robert
• Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
• Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
• Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
• All Cats Go to Hell
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
• Grandpa Gets a Casket
• The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
• Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
• Your Nightmares Are Real
• Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
• Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
• Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
• The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
• When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say 'God Did It'
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
• What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
• Bi-Curious George
• Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
• The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
• Babar Meets the Taxidermist
• Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
• The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
• How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
• Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

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