Putting On a Condom, the Easy Way

Imagine a romantic evening, with great wine, stimulating conversation, heartfelt laughter, and a growing awareness that some hot chemistry is cooking. As inhibition gives way to uncontrollable desire, the mental gives way to the physical, and the couple starts running through the bases: first, second, third... They're about to score, and are headed for the experience of the home-run where lovers lose themselves in the heat of passion... when the screeching sound of awkwardness unexpectedly bursts in as the magic of the night must be interrupted by the need to practice safety and put on a damn condom... Talk about a buzz kill...

Yeah yeah yeah... condoms are a good thing because they protect us, and blah blah blah... I know... Still, it is an undeniable fact that they are among some of the most annoying things in the known universe, not just because of the buzz kill they represent, but because they are slippery, because half the time you have to use your teeth to get the damn package open, because then you have to figure out which direction it's gotta go, etc. etc. etc.

Enter Pronto Condoms. The benefits? Well, the application of the prophylactic itself is simplified tenfold, which also increases the efficiency of the product; I'm sure everyone would agree on this. The greatest benefit, I think, however, is that it has the ability to turn a very awkward situation into a hilarious one. Just picture getting it on with one of these puppies... you're totally going to look like a sex pro, and we all know just how turned on girls get when they find a real player...

Anyway, if you're curious to see how it works, watch the video below:

I can only think of one cooler way to get the job done... feel free to speculate...
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2 comments:

  1. mezmerizing..... man, this is awesome!!!! I'm totally getting this thing!!!

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  2. I only find one problem - it doesn't allow for the pinch-the-tip directive in order to get all the air out...not sure if it meets all standards for proper usage. However, if the description on the blog was on the box, I'm sure a lot more people would buy it!

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