The Awesomest Sentence I Read Today

I've been going over a set of ethics tests I recently gave my students, and here is one that deserves a special mention:

Ethical relativism suffers from the same affliction as a beautiful woman with a venereal disease. It is to be admired for its beauty, but due to its irrevocable flaws it will be hard pressed finding someone to commit to it.

Hat tip to my student, Mike Sannikov, for brightening the process of grading.
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