Apparently I'm a loser

So I took the Brutally Honest Test, mainly because it didn't sound boring. I've always wanted a horoscope that would actually say "you're an idiot!," or somethinig to that effect, so this seemed like it would be it. Here is what the cover page reads:

This test is brutally honest. If you're a sensitive mamsy-pansy mummy's boy, this probably isn't the test for you. However, if you do choose to take it, don't be offended if it classifies you as "mamsy-pansy mummy's boy."

Personality tests these days tend to follow the "compliment sandwich" rule. First they list your positive attributes, then they gloss over the negative ones as quickly as possible, finishing up with another uplifting compliment. Of course, this leaves you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside because the test said you were that you were a "fun-loving, enthusiastic person," when you're more like a hyperactive kangaroo on crack. Or perhaps you've been told that you're "rational, logical and generally intelligent." Translation: Take a shower once in a while. I can smell you from here.

This test is different from all the others. This test leaves out the compliments altogether. This test is absolutely, unquestionably, ruthlessly, brutally honest.

So this is what came up for me (totally wrong on the introverted aspect, but hilarious nonetheless):

Loser INTP

33% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 13% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... (this may all be true)

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that (ha ha ha ha). You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? (sure) Sarcastic? (when it's funny) Cynical? (nah) Pessimistic? (just the opposite!) Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now (this is just hilarious... I love it!).
On top of all this, you're shy (who, me?). Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound? (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

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